Updated: Mar 23, 2021
How many times has this happened to you? You slip into your bed ready for a good night's rest and just before you close your eyes, you hear growling under your bed and in your closet. Ah, man! You got a monster infestation.
A monster infestation can be costly both to your sanity and your home's value. Recently, SuperWeenee News Anchor ******, sat down with an expert monster remover to share some tips on how to keep your house or business clean from monsters.
Tips for protecting against a monster infestation
Seal up any cracks and openings around your house or place of business. The smaller monsters can creep in from these openings and leave big messes in all areas. They can even invite the bigger monsters inside.
Attic and basement monsters have very sensitive nasal passages. Place a bubble machine in a corner of your basement or attic and leave it on for a couple of hours. The bubbles will float up into the monster's nostrils and cause uncontrollable sneezing. In most instances the discomfort and river of snot will force the monsters to leave.
Place dummy monsters in high monster hiding areas like under beds and closets. Monster cognitive thinking is very low. When a monster tries to hide in your closet and sees a monster already occupying the space, they'll move on. You can make your own monster dummies or buy a professional one with realistic monster snarl.
Do periodic checks outside around your yard and residence. Monster footprints around bushes? Slime tracks around windows and doors? These are tell-tale signs that a monster may be looking around for a home to infest.
If you are having more serious monster infestations or are uncertain how to effectively use the DIY monster traps do not hesitate to contact your local monster remover expert. You don't want to wreck your house trying to wrangle a 600lb closet monster.
We hope you found these tips valuable and useful. Please share this article with your friends and family who are experiencing a monster problem.
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